Ukraine Receives Latest Gen Weaponry From The USA! U.S. Marine Corps Up In Arms!

Social Media sites frequented by US Military personnel, have blown up over the latest news regarding US weapon sales to Ukraine. US Military personnel who appear to be the most distraught, are current and former members of the US Marine Corps.

One active duty member who agreed to be interviewed via a zoom call, Marine Lance Corporal Dante Geevashet stated, “We're the first to fight! We deserve the latest gen weapons!” When pressed by a member of our reporting team to explain “First to Fight”, considering the Army and Navy were the first to see combat in virtually every war, the young Lance Corporal began mumbling something unintelligible that sounded like “Help us Chesty Puller, your our only hope!

Another Marine who interviewed on condition of anonymity stated “First they took my tank and now this! WTF! We just want to fuck things up with really cool weapons! “Those Ukranian Mother Fuckers can't even write an R the right direction! What are they going to do with advanced weapons?”

Not all Marines think the arms sale is a big deal. While visiting the the latest US Navy Aircraft Carrier the “USS Leonard Francis”, Marine Corps Aviator Captain Steve “G-LOC” Yeager agreed to an interview, while dining in the Officers' Mess on a meal of Dom Perignon and Beluga Caviar! When asked about his thoughts regarding the Marine Corps always getting hand me down weapons, the Captain bristled at the statement! “I fly an F35b. That is a 115 million dollar aircraft. That seems pretty latest gen to me!”